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Joke of the Day
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
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"My weed stash is like the Koran... If you burn that shit, you'll get stoned."
"Secret To Comedy Guy 1: Hey! Ask me ""What is is the secret to comedy?"" Guy 2: Okay ... What is the sec- Guy 1: TIMING!!! sorry if it sucks"
"I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game ""Risk"" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say ""Life is all about taking Risks."""
"A man walks into a bar Ouch..."
"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."
"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"TIL Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"""