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Joke of the Day

"What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he had a hole in one."

"I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."

"I was going down on a quadriplegic.... When all of a sudden I tasted horse cum and thought, ""oh Grandma.... so THAT'S how you died."""

"I spent all day yesterday putting my old watches together to make a belt. When I finally finished I realized it was just a huge waste of time."

"4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths."

"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."

"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."

"10 Ways to cut down on clickbait! Does anyone know?"