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Joke of the Day
"Why did the suicide bomber not show up to work? He got mad at the wrong alarm clock."
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"Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane."
"Me: Honey, I left work early to pick up the kids! Wife: But we d.. *I arrive into the kitchen with two small goats Meet Frank and Dolores"
"How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion."
"Did you hear of the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"When she screams ""deeper!""... But you're all out of poems."
"What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims? Their knees! Please comment ""No"""
"Feed a man... Feed a man some fish he'll eat for a day. Feed a man some poison he'll eat for the rest of his life. Feed a man some fingers and he'll ask you to stop."
"Why did the T-Rex fail his business project? He couldn't make hands meet."
"Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration. (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)"