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Joke of the Day

"What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims? Their knees! Please comment ""No"""

"Thousands of religions and you're damned if you choose incorrectly? There must be people in Hell asking,""So! What religion are you in for?"""

"What did the other vegetables in the garden say when a rumor was going around that two vegetables might start dating? ""I heard it through the grapevine."""

"Did you hear about the middle eastern clowns? ISIS"

"What's the similarity between a jew and a dog? They both hate the shower ^^^^SeeYouInHell"

"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."

"What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea."

"I tried to make belt out of watches... ...but it was just a waist of time."

"Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms."

"I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no. He just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair."