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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration. (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)"

"What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !"

"Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine."

"Justin Bieber's to be the new face of Calvin Klein. Awful news given he does such a terrible job of being the current face of Justin Bieber."

"Everyone has a thigh gap... ...when they're doing the splits."

"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."

"Pickachu I think cops should yell ""PICKACHUUUUUUUU!"" before they taze someone."

"How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma."

"Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge the better you feel."

"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."