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Joke of the Day
"Why did the T-Rex fail his business project? He couldn't make hands meet."
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"i hate that one occasional cadbury cream egg you get that has a bloody malformed cadbury bunny fetus inside"
"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
"I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions."
"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"
"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex? One makes your day and the other makes your hole weak."
"For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange And stayed home."
"TIL: Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans."
"My dishwasher died the other day.... Does anyone have an extra wife i can borrow/have?"