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Joke of the Day
"I really love spicy foods ...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel."
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"JOB INTERVIEWER: so, what was your last job? DR. FRANKENSTEIN: bodybuilding"
"Why couldn't the potato get off the couch? Because it was baked."
"Logarithms... are musical, because they're all about that base."
"Just ate a bunch of vegetables instead of cheese. One of my children wasn't even observing me. This is the first sign of insanity, right?"
"Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance."
"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""
"How do you spell ""nose"" is Spanish? nose"
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"
"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"