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Joke of the Day

"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""

"Did you hear about the Dick that graduated from Law School? He was appointed first attorney genital."

"Had a little dog named Mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. I couldn't catch up."

"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it's just pointing to another refrigerator."

"Two jihadists walks into a gay bar.... Needless to say, they had a huge blast"

"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."

"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."

"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"

"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""

"The first rule of laziness is"