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Joke of the Day

"Logarithms... are musical, because they're all about that base."

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""

"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."

"what did the dildo say to the anal bead? you stink."

"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."

"I wasn't kicking you. I was encouraging you to get the hell out of my way."

"Mentos should print little messages on their mints like ""you're awesome"" or ""looking good"" and call them Complimentos."

"How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb? Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)"

"*Librarian walks in* You know what's great kids? You don't need wifi to read a book! *Kids boo* *Someone in the crowd yells ""NERD""*"