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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the potato get off the couch? Because it was baked."
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"What would I be if I were twice myself? a meme."
"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"
"Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy."
"phones are so much more than just phones nowadays, like they can also be napkins, or paper towels, or tiny depression machines, or napkins"
"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"
"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."
"Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists."
"I swear, just as she was falling asleep, my seven-year-old murmured ""giggity."""
"I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. You know, to make it more classy."