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Joke of the Day
"How come Justin Bieber doesn't like to shop at Sports Authority? Because he likes Dick's."
Next Joke
"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"
"El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth."
"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."
"The police came to my door to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. The fuck they are, I said. My dogs don't even have bikes."
"I just opened an express clothing alteration business. It's called Tailor Swift."
"If my African American father had an Asian name It would be So Long"
"How did Jesus feel when they crucified him? He was cross."
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"