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Joke of the Day
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
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"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"
"Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?"
"How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !"
"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""
"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."
"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"
"How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected."
"[at wedding] ""I now pronounce you husband and wife."" Couple kisses *yelling from the back row ""AWKWAAAARD"""
"Money :::: humans are the only species that have to pay to live on earth.."