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Joke of the Day
"Mustaches: they're growing on you."
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"I like my women like I like my Twinkies.. Cream-filled"
"Big words Don't you just hate when people use big words to try and sound more photosynthesis?"
"A suicide bomber in a pet shop A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and announces... ""everybody has only one minute to get out of here..."" Tortoise: Fuck :-/"
"My dog ate a bunch of tissues yesterday. Looks like his ass is going to wipe itself for awhile."
"What does OP never do?"
"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"
"What do you call a skeptical horse? A neigh-sayer. Sorry"
"Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower? Because it's harder to pick up."
"A flasher was considering retiring. But he decided to stick it out a while longer."