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Joke of the Day
"Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!"
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"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."
"What do you call a sextape with a 60 year-old man in it? Flappy Bird. ^I'll ^excuse ^myself ^now"
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows."
"Living in Greece.. Living in ""Greece "" now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!"
"what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines? A Manila folder."
"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"
"I saw a how-to page on record scratch and DJ techniques. It was a wikki-wikki Wiki."
"I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. And then to the mall."
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"