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Joke of the Day

"when I talk about computers I make my motherboard"

"My bunny died. Now he's just some bunny that i used to know...."

"What do you call a obese fortune teller? A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!"

"An excaped convict fell out of a polishing machine and landed on a worker. He was struck by a smooth criminal."

"A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house"

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."

"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."

"My wife told me she wanted kinky sex... So I gave her the ghomeshi"