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Joke of the Day

"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"

"Exponential horse walks into a bar. Bartender says ""Why the log(face)?"""

"I think about dance the same way I think about underwear. I like lots of ballroom"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because his wife is a bitch!"

"I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating."

"Black humour is like children with cancer.. ..it never gets old"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"Why did the pig walk into the kitchen? Because he felt like bacon. :P"

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boo-bees (say it out loud =D) NOTE: Not original. My uncle heard it on the radio, told it to me, and I shared it with you guys."

"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"