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Joke of the Day
"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."
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"What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow? Total Eclipse of a Fart"
"My Favorite Limerick There once was a fellow McSweeney Who put some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his girlfriend a martini"
"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."
"Arguing w him is like playing Pictionary w/ the person who draws one weird little shape and just keeps circling it over and over and over."
"Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. The speed limit is only 40 kph!"
"How did michael hutchence take his drugs? Inxs"
"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"
"What's the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want."
"What changes faster than technology? Taylor Swifts boyfriend"