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Joke of the Day
"How does a comedian like his eggs? Funny side up"
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"Gravity is a harsh mistress... *... but she has reasonable rates!*"
"What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? The ones between 39 and 40."
"Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well.. All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me."
"The highest form of flattery... ...is a plateau"
"What do you call a girl who does from butt injections? Ass-fix-iation"
"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."
"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."
"WHERE MY INTROVERTS AT? [a few people shuffle their feet & pretend to check their phones]"
"Remember: Before you were Mommy's little darling you were Daddy's little squirt."