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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who does from butt injections? Ass-fix-iation"
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"I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done"
"Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu? Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?"
"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""
"What is a sheep with no legs? A Cloud."
"Nervous about our 1st ultrasound exam. What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds? What if it's just farting noises? Is it graded on a curve?"
"Here's one for you 369"
"Did you hear about Apple's new product? It was a big 6s"
"where did alice go during the explosion? everywhere"
"I can still blame my unhealthy eating on ""the holidays"", right? President's Day is coming up."