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Joke of the Day

"Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well.. All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me."

"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."

"I just did my budget for June. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."

"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"

"Apple is developing an iPhone that pregnant women can swallow so fetuses can go online since they have nothing else to do in there."

"Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that."

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello.... From the other side."

"I wanted to start my own last minute grandma rental service... But the name InstaGram was already taken."

"Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales? He loves a good happy ending"