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Joke of the Day

"Top Seven Things Men Don't See Coming: 7. Plot twists 6. Police cruiser 5. Love 4. Trash day 3. Health issues 2. Her reaction 1. That"

"I can't believe that those two are still together after all that shit..."

"I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point."

"Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke? 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar"

"What are Mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim denim denim"

"America, you're fired. Love, United Nations"

"Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees."

"if you watch the titanic backwards hundreds of disgusting sea zombies come together as a community and rebuild an old ship"

"[hiding in pantry from murderer] [quietly tries to open bag of chips]"

"I just had a nice lunch in the park; homeless people don't have it so bad after all."