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Joke of the Day
"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"
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"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumsiser? He got the sack."
"Publisher: Mike we can't accept your children's book. It's far too stupid for even the stupidest child. me: It was supposed to be for adults"
"The ""we're going to need a bigger boat"" scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store."
"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"
"Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject... Someone called out ""The Queen!"" ""Ah"", replied Wilde, ""but the Queen is not a subject."""
"Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs"
"How did Roman magistrates keep fit? Pontius Pilates."
"""Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?"" Oh it died?"