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"7-Layer Dip 7-Layer dip is a complete basis for the Mexican-Food Space"
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"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"
"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"
"What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone."
"['90s] I just got a new computer. It's called ""The Tyson."" It comes with two bytes and no memory."
"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."
"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"
"[at the airport] Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am? Me: Sure. What can I get you?"
"What do you call a cow who has just had an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"I thought I fell in love with my blender ...but now I have mixed feelings"