202023

Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"

"Went to the opticians today leaving with them telling me my eye sight is better than 20/20. So when I say you look like a C*NT, i think i know what i'm talking about."

"The ironic thing about Americans making fun of Canada is Iowa."

"Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter."

"What do you feed a fat vampire? One stake should be enough"

"What did Will Smith's toe say to his face? I am leg end."

"""Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"" ""Um, it's like that in every country, son."""

"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife... but a Tiger Wood"

"A car is just a very small room with wheels"

"Why do men masturbate? it is sex with someone they love"