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Joke of the Day
"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."
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"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
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"Do you know what grinds my gears? I have to read the aforementioned title twice for most jokes."
"*amasses epic army of stoners but we do nothing because epic army of stoners*"
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