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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a normal baby and a matter baby?"

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years time... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"A horse walks into a bar and orders an N."

"hi Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage? Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)"

"I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen."

"It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching."

"What's green, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."

"I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my back. I'm not sure yet, but I have a hunch."

"That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away."