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Joke of the Day
"Vibrator factory workers probably check their phones every ten seconds."
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"Please don't joke about 9/11, my uncle was on one of the planes. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
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"9 Clowns in an elevator, one of them silently farts. One leans over to another and wispers...""You smell something funny?""."
"Who is the coolest person in the hospital? The ultrasound man."