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Joke of the Day

"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""

"One of my dad's Why do serial killers do what they do? For the Kix"

"I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me."

"They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"

"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."

"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"

"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"

"A man sold his soul to the devil in order to get back the full head of hair he had as a young man. There was hell toupee."

"I drink to forget that I accidentally once said ""I love you"" when ending a call with a customer service rep."

"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."