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Joke of the Day
"I legally changed my name to Edward Genocide... ...you can call me Ed G."
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"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""
"I wonder what will be bigger The video games of the future or the average Tumblr user"
"Glass of wine a night A woman drinking a glass of wine a night can increase the chances of a stroke. A full bottle and you might get a blowjob."
"What do you call 99% of /r/politics? Bernd-wagoners!"
"I met a gay couple in Ireland the other day Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? It doesn't cost $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen? Paranoid!"
"Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back."
"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"