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Joke of the Day
"I legally changed my name to Edward Genocide... ...you can call me Ed G."
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"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"
"I wish Fox News was just news about foxes."
"My friend is afraid of fruit. So I told him to grow a pear."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws on it's paws. The other is a pause in a clause."
"I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea"
"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."
"ESPN just did a Top 5 Greatest Comebacks of All Time and there was some guy running with a ball but like literally no mention of Jesus"
"Joaquin What kind of name is Joaquin? It's not Russian"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."