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Joke of the Day

"I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea"

"If a red bird has red babies, and a blue bird has blue babies, what bird has no babies? A swallow"

"Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/"

"How do teenage boys keep warm? Jackit"

"Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters"

"""how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode"" - creator of zebras"

"my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work"

"What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own? Toucan"

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't worry about changing the lightbulb. I'll just sit here in the dark."

"OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us."