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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws on it's paws. The other is a pause in a clause."

"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""

"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""

"What do you call a shed full of black people? Antique farm equipment"

"Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents."

"I raped someone so hard in a LoL match last night but forgot to record it It's ok. Found it on Pornhub."

"My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo."

"Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated? Because they're WELL-CULTURED."

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50... His father replies: ""40 dollars!, what could you possibly need to borrow 30 dollars for?!?"""