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Joke of the Day

"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."

"What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school? Algaebra..."

"I don't know why people object to CIA torture methods. Who doesn't like to go water boarding?"

"Finally got the ""Josh Duggar is good"" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water..."

"My girlfriend said I'm too immature for her. ""If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"" She said ""What's an Arsfor?"" ""Shitting!"" I said, and giggled for 20 minutes."

"What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio? Stark lighting."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"

"I'm not saying my ex wasn't pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture."

"My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my ""pyramid""."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."