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Joke of the Day
"Joaquin What kind of name is Joaquin? It's not Russian"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite car? Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii"
"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage."
"[wife explaining to me how deaths in movies work] So the actors really don't die? ""No"" So is Abraham Lincoln really not dead? *she sighs*"
"Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate."
"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""
"Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.."
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney."