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Joke of the Day
"This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here."
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"A man walks into a bar... Ouch."
"Whats small,green and smells like pork ? Kermit the frogs dick !"
"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"
"My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop eating Pasta Now I'm feeling cannelloni"
"Whats long brown and sticky? A stick"
"Apparently the average person has sex 365 times a year Pray for me. I may not survive the next 12 hours."
"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"
"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""
"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."