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Joke of the Day
"This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here."
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"what did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B"
"Just got a tattoo of my wife so when she pisses me off I can stab myself in the arm and watch that b%tch bleed."
"What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending"
"You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too."
"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."
"What does a bully say to someone with severe depression? Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!"
"Had my autobiography published last year and haven't sold one copy.... Story of my life."
"How do you stay warm outside in the winter? You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees."
"It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as ""the one with the tig ol biddies""...wonder what time HR gets here"