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Joke of the Day
"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"
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"Bath time without my phone: 10 minutes Bath time with my phone: 45 minutes 75 retweets 1 wrinkly baby"
"How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?"
"What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon."
"What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? Teargas"
"Did you hear the joke #4126?"
"My sister had a threesome with two huge pornstars. Now she's not sure if she had a good time or not. Truth is, she's a little torn."
"Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris threw a grenade and 50 people died, then the grenade exploded."
"What would you find on a German fire truck? Ladder-hosen"
"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"