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Joke of the Day
"I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
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"Why are urologists selfish? Because they're all about number one"
"Used shampoo instead of shower gel and now my body has up to 70% more body."
"Sorry if you don't like my Honesty. But to be fair I don't like your f*cking Lies"
"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."
"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."
"1886: We invented a car! 1903: We invented a plane! 1969: We went to the moon! ... ... ... ... ... ... 2015: Taco Emoji!"
"*hot lady looks at me* Me: Hi! Do I know you? Lady: No I think I'm mistaken. *awkward pause* Me: So...is there a mister taken? *hit by bus*"
"What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8"
"How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet."