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Joke of the Day
"What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8"
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"They say jokes lessen tragedy Is that why my parents became comedians after having me?"
"What does Reddit say to the Joker that doesn't have a punchline?"
"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""
"20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him 40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU"
"Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. What's yours?"
"If I win tonight's Powerball, I'm sharing with everyone on Reddit. I'm not sharing the money. I'll just let you know I won."
"Why didn't anyone show up to Kim Jong-il's funeral? The reports of his death were unbereavable."
"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
"[counseling] She gets angry a lot ""He took me camping and left me in the middle of nowhere"" YOU SAID YOU LIKED SURVIVOR, KAREN"