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Joke of the Day
"Used shampoo instead of shower gel and now my body has up to 70% more body."
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"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"
"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"
"[getting car jacked] umm i know i'm supposed to resist and all but if we don't cooperate we're both gonna miss McDonalds breakfast so hop in"
"How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle."
"What did the Jewish pedophile ask the kids? ""You kids wanna buy some candy?"""
"Bill and Ted happen upon 20 fine young ladies... SCORE!"
"An Italian family is sitting quietly at a table in a restaurant"
"How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs? Tickled."
"Why did the vulture fly United Airlines? Because they allow 1 free carrion"