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Joke of the Day
"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."
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"What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time."
"Your mother's cooking"
"Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?"
"For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange And stayed home."
"Did you hear about the discount rabbi for circumcisions? He'll take up to 10% off."
"Despite all the hype, it was a mistake hiring a homeless personal trainer. I've been high in tent city training every day, but its not helping with my goals."