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Joke of the Day
"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."
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"Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person."
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"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger!"
"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"
"How does Jesus like his meat? Saviory"
"What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back."
"So You Think You're The One Guy Who Can Wear A Fedora Without Looking Like A Douche"