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Joke of the Day
"Whats a pirates favourite letter??? Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea."
Next Joke
"1. Go to the vets 2. Tell them your fish is poorly 3. Put a fish finger on the examining table 4. Do a sad face"
"A Chinese kid was born before the due date..So his parents named him ""Sudden Lee!"""
"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"
"What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive."
"Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot."
"How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel? When you call the front desk and say, ""I gotta leak in my sink,"" and the clerk replies, ""okay, Go ahead."""
"FBI just revealed a new, extremely potent, form of Marijuana has just hit the streets. Reports say marijuana usage has reached an all time high."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"
"Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching? They're hoping for meatier showers"