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Joke of the Day

"If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?"

"I was born to be happy... not normal."

"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."

"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin."

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? damn."

"A governor is being inaugurated and there are snipers on buildings and based on my work in video games I'm offended I wasn't asked to help."

"Just won a Nobel Prize for untangling a pair of Apple earbuds."

"Did you hear the one about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon? Probably."

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !"