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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me to go out and come back with something that made her look sexy. I came back drunk."
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"What do you call the fruit of Islam? Quran-berries"
"Hanging out with Helen Keller always made me feel like such a hipster. She'd never heard of any of the bands I like."
"What do you call a German rice cake? A reich cake"
"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"
"I don't believe it, but Google insists I am the first monkey at a typewriter to bang out the phrase, ""So thirsty I could blow a horse."""
"Have you heard the one about the witch's broom? It's sweeping the valley.(That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)"
"When people ask if they can get me anything, I always ask for a jetpack."
"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"
"How does an Argentinean commit suicide? He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off."