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Joke of the Day

"*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*"

"I wish people would stop making gay jokes Cum on guys!"

"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"

"[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions"

"Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever"

"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Syphilis"

"What is a Freudian slip? A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother."

"Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350"

"Why did the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."

"It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week... But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed"