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Joke of the Day

"*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*"

"Me: Shout out to all my homies! Homies: Stop shouting at us."

"Friend: Hey dude, tell me a joke. Me: Pussy. Friend: I don't get it? Me: I know you don't..."

"The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in."

"A joke i came up with.... detective: time of death 4:20 police officer: eyyyy detective: eyyyyy corpse: eyyyy"

"Did you hear the one about Jonestown? I'd tell it to you, but the punch line's too long."

"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"

"Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver"

"What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family"

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"