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Joke of the Day
"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
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"If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever."
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"If it wasn't for the 140 character limit, I'd be on Chapter 27 of my first tweet right now."
"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."
"Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? Credit: Stephen Wright"
"Q: What do you call 3 blondes a chimp and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks 4 f*cks 4 f*cks not for a zillion f*cks 4 f*cks!"