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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail? 'Collared Greens'"
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"In the dark alley, Johnny the Optimist was being beat up Half to life."
"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"
"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."
"If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway."
"At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"" ""Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"""
"Two whales are at a bar... The first whale turns toward the other and says, ""ooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooo!"" The second whale says, ""Dude, you're drunk as fuck."""
"I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit."