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Joke of the Day

"How many Australians have been killed by Ebola? Just one, Phillip Hughes"

"The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule."

"You'd think the police would patrol this 'Knifepoint' place more carefully... Especially with all the rape and robberies that are committed there."

"How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!"

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target around every corner."

"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"When an ad says critics are ""raving"" over a movie, I picture them all in a dark warehouse twirling glowsticks & giving each other back rubs."

"What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !"

"Tuesdays go into Humpdays now don't they"

"Rooster and donkey If you have a donkey and I have a rooster and the donkey eats my rooster, what do you have? Two pounds on my cock in your ass!"