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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"
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"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
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"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."
"I'm like Jason Bourne, only I'm not looking for exits in each room.. I'm looking for outlets & phone chargers."
"FORD Fix or Repair Daily."
"What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A Cellfie."
"What goes zzub-zzub? A bee flying backwards"
"What did the cheese go as for Halloween A muenster"