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Joke of the Day
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash"
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"I would like to go to Holland Wooden shoe"
"What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?"
"French Blacksmith How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade? He hon(hon hon)s it."
"I'd try to commit suicide, But I'd probably fail like the rest of my life."
"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."
"Loan officer: And what is the purpose of your loan, Sir? Me: Whole Foods. I shop at Whole Foods."
"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("
"What do right-handed people hate most? [NSFW] Having to switch hands at the computer."
"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."