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Joke of the Day

"The Final Jeopardy category is: Beer. The answer is: It's f**king close to water. The correct question is: Why is Bud Lite like having sex in a sailboat?"

"If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot."

"If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby"

"How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen? It Varys."

"What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee? Decapitated"

"After 10 missed calls in a row, I'm tempted to answer the phone just so I can find out who wants to be murdered."

"Beef jerky is just a cow raisin"

"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."

"A Freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother."

"""I don't really know my best position. left, right or center"" ""Wayne, just get on the fcuking plane and pick an aisle will you."""